About

Welcome…

This is the domain of His Royal Heinous, the Lone Tsar of Texas.

I have been online since 1989.
Since 1994, I’ve mostly been known as Cagehead. If you’re from Houston, you might know me by that name, especially if you were on a BBS in the mid-90s.
You might also just know the name from the song from which the name was taken: https://www.reverbnation.com/dive6/song/30937814-cagehead-remastered

Political Affiliation: Grouchomarxist
Religious Affiliation: Antagonostic

Married since October 10, 2005

Hobbies: Collecting dust, drawing flies

VERY active reader. Thousands read so far, thousands more to go.

I stopped watching new television and movies years ago.
I rarely even watch anything now, but definitely nothing of recent production.
I might watch videos on the little social media I participate in, but that’s about it. Ultimately, the TV is barely ever on.
I stopped listening to new music years ago. I’m having a lot of fun going back to find stuff I missed or just listening to stuff from my own past.
So most of my television, movie, and music references will be rather dated.

I don’t really do sports. Most of them are actually quite boring to watch.

Playstation 5 and Nintendo Switch gamer. Contact me for PSN or Nintendo IDs.

Dog lover. As a former owner, I have a big heart for Pomeranians.
At present, I have a beautiful black Corgidor boy and a supersweet Chi-Whip girl. (I call her a Chippet, not a Chi-Whip).
Not a cat owner but a neighborhood stray cat feeder.

AvNerd
I used to work in commercial aviation and now just enjoy tagging flights overhead with FlightAware.
Incidentally, I worked with the founder and CEO of FlightAware briefly in the 90s, as well as previously working *for* the CTO, at what was Houston’s oldest and largest internet service provider, NeoSoft.

Socials
X, the only one that matters: LazyBorden.com.
Mastodon, just to host music challenges: @LazyBorden
YouTube: @TXcagehead
Soundcloud: LazyBorden
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Fuck Reddit, especially the retarded pieces of shit moderating r/texas.
Fuck Facebook.

I love thunderstorms.

My favorite color is purple.

I have two tattoos.